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    Post by Admin on Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:54 am

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    Post by Willard on Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:55 am

    Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
    The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
    "No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet" xD


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    Location : If I were to tell you my location I would feel insecure as some of you could be 53 year old paedophiles who wish to rape me. But then if you did find me I'd most probably knock you out. So I'll just tell you. I'm under your bed. Jokes that would make me the paedophile. I live in Lipson, Plymouth, England, United kingdom, Europe, Northern hemisphere, Earth, Milky way, and I'm not as smart as my smart ass comments would suggest so I don't know what's after that.

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    Post by tomf10duo on Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:33 am

    Lol nice one ^

    Here's mine.

    I was reading the first Harry Potter book, and I was struck by the fantasy of it all, I mean I could handle all the magic and platform nine and three quarters, but a ginger having friends?! I immediately thought this is impossible, and it didn't stop there, he has TWO friends, this shows how imaginative modern anthers are.

    I also said it on the word section. http://freerider2orgforums.nstars.org/t70-word-of-the-day-4th-of-september#733
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    Post by Unrested on Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:49 am

    Authors*


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    Post by tomf10duo on Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:00 am

    Unrested wrote:Authors*

    Opps, yes Eli is right, I meant to say authors.
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    Post by Willard on Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:26 pm

    Voted for your`s Tom


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    Post by ukbeat on Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:23 pm

    What key can open any lock?... A pi-key


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    Post by tomf10duo on Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:43 am

    Sorry ukbeat but I think that's pathetic and I don't understand what it means.

    And why does my comment have a half green and half orange bar Sad?
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    Post by ukbeat on Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:00 am

    pikey..
    pi-key


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    Post by Willard on Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:59 am

    LOL!


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    Post by ukbeat on Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:59 am

    Very Happy


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    Post by Admin on Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:24 am

    All as good.
    Origimality though, TOM WIMS Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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    Post by tomf10duo on Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:35 am

    I win? Yay, go me.
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    Post by Willard on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:13 am

    YES YOU WON... IM NOT FUNNY Sad


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    Post by tomf10duo on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:56 am

    You can be (: and yay.
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    Post by Unrested on Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:18 am

    tomf10duo wrote:You can be (: and yay.

    I win Very Happy


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    Post by tomf10duo on Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:02 pm

    D:
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    Post by joelol on Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:49 pm

    ̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿


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    Post by D Blaze on Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:40 am

    xD


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    Post by joelol on Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:04 am

    no its XD not xD


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