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    Post by Admin on Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:59 am

    post a joke
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    Post by tomf10duo on Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:07 am

    Your mums so fat, even Dora can't explore her.
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    Post by simaz on Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:58 am

    Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
    God says: "So you would love her."
    "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
    God says: "So she would love you."

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    Post by tomf10duo on Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:00 am

    Lol ^ That's kinda good Razz
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    Post by simaz on Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:20 am

    tomf10duo wrote:Lol ^ That's kinda good Razz
    Yours was pretty good too.
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    Post by Antt VD on Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:26 am

    HEY sports i am bak lol soz i went anyway shall i continue judging
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    Post by tomf10duo on Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:06 am

    Thanks simaz Very Happy
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    Post by ukbeat on Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:52 am

    A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.

    She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.

    Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

    There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.

    The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

    "Because I am not an American."

    "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"

    "I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.

    The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.

    "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."

    The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

    A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
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    Post by simaz on Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:57 am

    ukbeat wrote:A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.

    She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.

    Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

    There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.

    The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

    "Because I am not an American."

    "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
    Thats just racist and mean im american! Evil or Very Mad

    "I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.

    The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.

    "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."

    The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

    A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
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    Post by Willard on Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:01 am

    ukbeat wrote:A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.

    She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.

    Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

    There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.

    The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

    "Because I am not an American."

    "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"

    "I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.

    The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.

    "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."

    The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

    A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
    Fok`n nice. Smile


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    Post by ukbeat on Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:05 am

    do u like it?


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    Post by Willard on Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:39 am

    Well duh


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    Post by ukbeat on Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:08 pm

    simaz if u are an american im sorry


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    Post by Antt VD on Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:27 am

    eRMM SPORTS I NEED TO ASK U R U BEING JOKE JUDGE FROM NOW IF SO ILL START ENTERING JOKES KK
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    Post by joelol on Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:48 pm

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    Post by D Blaze on Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:40 am

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    Post by joelol on Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:04 am

    i know random lol


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