Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Sunday September 21st - 24th 2011

Yo mama's so stupid when she was training to be a suicide bomber she practiced!

simaz wrote:Yo mama's so stupid when she was training to be a suicide bomber she practiced!

lol

ok im entering but this is kinda a joke but its serious

So its spirit week at our skool (GO EAGLES!) and tomz theme is wild animal so my friend said that he was going to be OBAMA but he couldnt because it was racist

death2u wrote:ok im entering but this is kinda a joke but its serious

So its spirit week at our skool (GO EAGLES!) and tomz theme is wild animal so my friend said that he was going to be OBAMA but he couldnt because it was racist

Then where do u live?

minnesota

Cool! i though lived behind me lol! i live Michigan" alt=""/>

"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse."

awesome jokes soo far

A blonde walked into an appliance store because she wanted to fix up her house. She found something she wanted to buy, so she said to the employee, "sir, may I buy that t.v?" but he replied, "sorry, no blondes allowed." so the lady walked out of the store.
The next day, she bought a red-head wig and walked into that same appliance store. She went up to the employee, "sir, may I buy that t.v?" but he just said "sorry, no blondes allowed." so she walked out confused.
The day after, she bought a brunette wig and went into the same appliance store and asked for the third time, "sir, may I please buy that t.v?" but once again he replied, "sorry, no blonde's allowed." The lady got tired so she took of the brunette wig. "how could you tell I'm the blonde?" she asked puzzled. The employee laughed, "Ma'am, that's a microwave not a t.v."

WHOs going to WIN

I'd enter but I can't be arsed,

ok unrested good to knw

look in the mirror wait u already broke it

knock knock. Who's there. Appledash.

sick