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Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet" xD
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet" xD
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Location : If I were to tell you my location I would feel insecure as some of you could be 53 year old paedophiles who wish to rape me. But then if you did find me I'd most probably knock you out. So I'll just tell you. I'm under your bed. Jokes that would make me the paedophile. I live in Lipson, Plymouth, England, United kingdom, Europe, Northern hemisphere, Earth, Milky way, and I'm not as smart as my smart ass comments would suggest so I don't know what's after that.
Lol nice one ^
Here's mine.
I was reading the first Harry Potter book, and I was struck by the fantasy of it all, I mean I could handle all the magic and platform nine and three quarters, but a ginger having friends?! I immediately thought this is impossible, and it didn't stop there, he has TWO friends, this shows how imaginative modern anthers are.
I also said it on the word section. http://freerider2orgforums.nstars.org/t70-word-of-the-day-4th-of-september#733
Here's mine.
I was reading the first Harry Potter book, and I was struck by the fantasy of it all, I mean I could handle all the magic and platform nine and three quarters, but a ginger having friends?! I immediately thought this is impossible, and it didn't stop there, he has TWO friends, this shows how imaginative modern anthers are.
I also said it on the word section. http://freerider2orgforums.nstars.org/t70-word-of-the-day-4th-of-september#733
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Location : If I were to tell you my location I would feel insecure as some of you could be 53 year old paedophiles who wish to rape me. But then if you did find me I'd most probably knock you out. So I'll just tell you. I'm under your bed. Jokes that would make me the paedophile. I live in Lipson, Plymouth, England, United kingdom, Europe, Northern hemisphere, Earth, Milky way, and I'm not as smart as my smart ass comments would suggest so I don't know what's after that.
Unrested wrote:Authors*
Opps, yes Eli is right, I meant to say authors.
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What key can open any lock?... A pi-key
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Location : If I were to tell you my location I would feel insecure as some of you could be 53 year old paedophiles who wish to rape me. But then if you did find me I'd most probably knock you out. So I'll just tell you. I'm under your bed. Jokes that would make me the paedophile. I live in Lipson, Plymouth, England, United kingdom, Europe, Northern hemisphere, Earth, Milky way, and I'm not as smart as my smart ass comments would suggest so I don't know what's after that.
Sorry ukbeat but I think that's pathetic and I don't understand what it means.
And why does my comment have a half green and half orange bar
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And why does my comment have a half green and half orange bar
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LOL!
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All as good.
Origimality though, TOM WIMS
Origimality though, TOM WIMS
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Location : If I were to tell you my location I would feel insecure as some of you could be 53 year old paedophiles who wish to rape me. But then if you did find me I'd most probably knock you out. So I'll just tell you. I'm under your bed. Jokes that would make me the paedophile. I live in Lipson, Plymouth, England, United kingdom, Europe, Northern hemisphere, Earth, Milky way, and I'm not as smart as my smart ass comments would suggest so I don't know what's after that.
I win? Yay, go me.
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YES YOU WON... IM NOT FUNNY
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Location : If I were to tell you my location I would feel insecure as some of you could be 53 year old paedophiles who wish to rape me. But then if you did find me I'd most probably knock you out. So I'll just tell you. I'm under your bed. Jokes that would make me the paedophile. I live in Lipson, Plymouth, England, United kingdom, Europe, Northern hemisphere, Earth, Milky way, and I'm not as smart as my smart ass comments would suggest so I don't know what's after that.
You can be (: and yay.
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Location : If I were to tell you my location I would feel insecure as some of you could be 53 year old paedophiles who wish to rape me. But then if you did find me I'd most probably knock you out. So I'll just tell you. I'm under your bed. Jokes that would make me the paedophile. I live in Lipson, Plymouth, England, United kingdom, Europe, Northern hemisphere, Earth, Milky way, and I'm not as smart as my smart ass comments would suggest so I don't know what's after that.
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